Wine Finery?

That's right, mind blowing wine finery! What exactly is wine finery you may ask yourself. Wine finery is many things. To name a few it is the art of classy boozing, unique musings, brazenly biased criticism and devilish quackery. But mainly it's about the best thing ever hatched from the scientifically mad egg known as the human brain. As any owner of a well educated palette knows, the world's finest wines reside on middle to lower shelves in dust free bottles and generally command seven to twenty two dollars a bottle. Rarely have I allowed a wine outside this exclusive category pass my lips and allow their dastardly tannins to pillage my expertly calibrated tongue. With that being said....... I will be educating the swill drinking masses through confounding snobbery and astounding arrogance.